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27 May 2009 @ 11:47 pm
i wish the retarded were resmarted  
i think this has been my favorite fml so far:

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

...followed by this one:

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
BARRACUDAkrystakills on June 24th, 2009 02:31 pm (UTC)
i'm just cruising by to let you know i fucking love your username, one of my favorite characters ever.
somewhere around here, there are witchesmustaches on June 24th, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
haha thank you, i love south park sm